Articles by Katharine Vatter
My goal in life is to marry someone super rich.On weekends I will be going to art auctions and charity events where I can be super haughty and pretentious and adopt the accent that Phoebe used on Friends when she met Mike's parents.We're going to adopt 3 children so I can name them,but then the nanny's going to raise them.We'll bring them out on special occasions like fancy silverware. It will be marvelous!Just marvelous. "I have to present myself as the crown jewel, surrounded by other,smaller,slightly flawed gems. But quality stones nonetheless."
I Guess I’m a Real Adult Now
And I guess now I really do feel like a “twenty-something” in the worst way possible.
I Stand by My Youthful Assertion that College isn’t that Hard
I have better things I could be doing.
A Vague Follow Up to My Piece on Biber Fever: A Review of The A*Team That Will Most Likely Turn Into Gushing Over Sharlto Copley
An anagram for “Sharlto” is “harlots.”
