Articles by Maya Burkenroad
Maya is a 23 year old person with a real job, who loves to write. She is a leo and likes long walks on the beach and. . . she likes to make you laugh (hopefully)
Billabong held it’s 5th annual Design For Humanity on the NY Street Backlot of Paramount Studios, now otherwise referred to as the Surfer/ Surfer lovers carnival for big kids.
As the girl in the Toyota in front of me cuts me off at the 5th street exit, I momentarily consider releasing all of the the expletives I am thinking. And then I imagine walking into yoga and seeing her next to me on a pink flowered mat. Uhh…. Namaste to you too…
If it’s cold outside, he will tell you to grab his arm. But he will not offer you his coat. He will also attempt to give you a walking tour of your surroundings in an attempt to lure you into a corner and steal a kiss. It will probably be fucking cold, and you would rather skip this field trip.
Ever wake up one day and realize your friend has minorly disappeared from your life? Oh yeah, and she’s always over at what’s his name’s house? Here are the telltale signs to look for that your friend could be headed for the edge…
Thanksgiving: A Step in the Right Direction - towards gratefulness and National Obesity. Oh Well.
We are spending so much time tweeting, facebooking and checking in, that sometimes we forget that the whole point of this social networking thing is to interact with other people…
New York City - Can’t be described as anything other than my mistress. Fast and Easy, how I like my men. Kidding, but this city truly gets me every time. . .
You’ve thought about it. He checks out his own abs in the mirror to “make sure his form is correct.” You’ve checked out his abs, ignoring completely whether or not his form is correct…
