Articles by maggie burgess
born and raised in the frozen north, i have returned to my roots after finishing my bachelor's in philadelphia. i enjoy horror movies, a strong americano, and copious amounts of sunlight. my literary idols are ray bradbury, t.s. eliot, and stephen king. my end goal is to write for snl and should that fall through i'm sure levi johnston will need a good biographer.
If your boy-toy is up with the current times (or has a pulse) he should have a twitter account. Follow it immediately.
Breaking up was easy to do.
I moved back to Alaska, they were in New Jersey. The time zone alone made it nearly impossible for us to talk even once a day. With no future geographical …
When I was young (compared to my ripe old age of 22) I wanted to be so many different things when I grew up that I had trouble picking that one job that would fulfill …
I am horrified that I am expected to commit to something that could possibly end in decapitation by a troll’s axe, figuratively of course.
Why is this a bad thing? I wish all of my friends were as conducive with my significant others as you!
The saying ‘bros before hos’ has always irked me. For me this calls to mind two douchey dudes fist pounding each other while a tramp slinks sadly away. As my life experience ripens, however, I …
I love facebook. I also love my family. I do not, however, love that my family has discovered facebook.
