Keeping sanity sometimes means doing away with pesky gadgets.

When did America evolve into a dead pool of mediocrity? Adding insult to injury, when did we decide that we should reward and compensate the talentlessness so handsomely?

Is there a place for you in your life? Think about that, if you’ve got a handful of minutes. Now take my flashlight.

Face full of verve, head full of ideas, he lived with a smirk out the right corner of his mouth. He knew the hardships of survival in Russia. Knew the hardships of survival in Oregon.

Do we question too often? Too deeply? We examine things so much that we’ve begun to question our own questioning.

My Grandma is eighty-four years old; I am twenty-four. We have a sixty year generation gap that appears very wide when she asks me if I have so and so on cassette tape.

If your boy-toy is up with the current times (or has a pulse) he should have a twitter account. Follow it immediately.

An anagram for “Sharlto” is “harlots.”