At first I blamed Piper. I thought maybe she reminded me of someone. Then I thought that maybe she reminded me of a time or experience. Perhaps I ruined a date or broke up during a screening of Coyote Ugly?

Whoever thought seat discrimination ended with Rosa Parks was wrong.

It’s a crapsack economy and that’s no lie. But jumping on any job within reach is often a stumble in the wrong direction.

Are my boyish limitations an impediment to emotional maturity?

I’ve known some amazing guys who wanted to be my boyfriend, but I didn’t choose them. Why?

I wonder how a frog lives in a pond devoid of lily pads? Maybe forget about hopping for a while and ponder. Unfortunately, I never developed that skill.

Do we question too often? Too deeply? We examine things so much that we’ve begun to question our own questioning.

The only thing more attractive than a girl with a puffy left eye is a girl wearing glasses over her black eye patch contraption reminiscent of Madonna’s pointy bra cup. Spicy hot.