Taking the function out of the age-old question, “Who am I?”

If you don’t have something nice to say…

If only it were as simple as silky hair…

This is the tale of how I made a difference in a life- who says that the only lives that matter are human?

Have all your kids at twenty three; just bust them all out as fast as you can.

Friendship might be the one thing that chooses itself for choisters . . .

A shocking tale of infidelity and abandoned puppies.

My mother thinks I’m a commitment phobe. I actually just like being single. Read on to find out my reasons for not having a boyfriend.