The only thing more attractive than a girl with a puffy left eye is a girl wearing glasses over her black eye patch contraption reminiscent of Madonna’s pointy bra cup. Spicy hot.

Life is more fun when you don’t spend your time embarrassed of yourself.

Like the old song says, “If you want the things you love you must have showers…”

Forging a creative career in one’s mid-twenties, especially in New York City, can be daunting. Everyone who has a job scored it through mind-boggling maneuvering and this hazy thing called “networking,” which saps the spontaneity out of Happy Hour and makes …

A struggle between single and taken.

The Dating drought ; everything just seems about dried up. Keep your heads up girls, it can only go up from here. . .

If your boy-toy is up with the current times (or has a pulse) he should have a twitter account. Follow it immediately.

Growing up means getting the basics done, even in crisis.