Articles by Katharine Vatter
My goal in life is to marry someone super rich.On weekends I will be going to art auctions and charity events where I can be super haughty and pretentious and adopt the accent that Phoebe used on Friends when she met Mike's parents.We're going to adopt 3 children so I can name them,but then the nanny's going to raise them.We'll bring them out on special occasions like fancy silverware. It will be marvelous!Just marvelous. "I have to present myself as the crown jewel, surrounded by other,smaller,slightly flawed gems. But quality stones nonetheless."
And I guess now I really do feel like a “twenty-something” in the worst way possible.
It wasn’t entirely Darren Criss’s fault. But most of it was.
It is midterm election season, and I’m voting Palin.
I have better things I could be doing.
Nancy Drew and the case of the exploding head.
In the event of a need for warmth, use a barbecue implement.
An anagram for “Sharlto” is “harlots.”
I’ve got Bieber Fever and the only cure is more Zac Efron.